Funny Bone Results #17 - Car Trouble

On Monday, I told a few stories of close calls I had with the only brand new car I ever bought. Those stories led to the picture for this week's caption contest. I supplied the following picture and received captions from 14 different readers.

Here are the captions I received:


Addman of Muppets for Justice and Sinquiry

• The launch event for Renault's first underwater car turned into something of a wash out.

Shane Morgan of In Shane's Brain

• "What did you expect for a 50 cent bikini car wash?" (place hand on hip and attempt to be sexy)

Stephen Hayes of The Chubby Chatterbox

• In the pink and in the drink!

Beer for the Shower

• Pictured: whale bait and jail bait

Sandee of Comedy Plus

• I know I'm beautiful, but can I drive? Not so much.

Kevin of Who Woulda Thought?

• And this is why you don't cheat on psycho girls.

Kianwi of Simply She Goes

• Despite her small mishap with her car, Natalie was determined to go on with the photo shoot.

Hestia

• Thirteen year old Amber was mistaken in her belief of how good her modeling AND driving skills were.

Winopants of Wino on a Ramble

•  An ordinary day of family fun in the Ozarks!

Anonymous

• "You told me to wash my clothes and wash the car...I did both and NOW you're mad!"

Jay Noel

• "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate make because I just sank your new Jeep."

Powdered Toast Man of 'Just the Cheese'

• Unfortunately, Stacey learned her modeling and driving skills from Lindsay Lohan.

Rusty of Swinging Like a Rusty Gate

• When you park your car, you're not meant to leave your valuables in plain sight.