Funny Bone Results #18 - Penguin Party

This week's caption contest featured my favorite animal - the PENGUIN!
I love them. As usual, I supplied the picture and the readers supplied the caption to go with it. There are no winners or prizes. Everyone just gets to play with no pressure. Well…maybe a little bit of pressure. I mean, I am going to post your responses up for everyone to see. So, there's that.

Let's tear ourselves away from the penguins for a moment to see what captions were submitted.


Addman of Muppets for Justice

• There was always something fishy about that girl...

Vanessa D of My Half-Assed Life

• Way to go Chilly, now she knows we're back here.

HeatherL of Stretching My Wings

• Darn this lack of snow and ice! We'll never catch up to her if we just waddle!

Becky Overturf Wall of Contemplations

• The Pied Piper can come in all shapes and sizes.
• I'll ask Mom if my friends can stay for supper.

Sandee of Comedy Plus

• If just one more of you tries to peek at my underwear there's going to be some real trouble.

A Beer For the Shower

• Penguin up front: "I don't know what you're doing in this neighborhood, kid, but your kind isn't welcome here." 

Stephen Hayes of The Chubby Chatterbox

• "What makes her think today is casual Friday?"

Winopants of Wino on a Ramble

• Little Susie always had to be the best at everything, even show and tell.

Rusty of Swinging Like a Rusty Gate

• The unlikely sequel: Phalanx of the Penguins

Red of Doesn't Speak Klingon

• Little girl! Give us back our bow-ties! We feel underdressed!
• Come with me, penguins...I'll get you top-hats to go with your tuxedos.

 The Six-Fingered Monkey

• "Must. Eat. Brains."

Jen of Break the Parenting Mold

•  shhhhh......follow me, I have a pool and a swingset and a slide and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and juice and what kind of juice do you guys like? and we can play dress-up and tea party and ponies and dollies...

Rachael of Rachael's Insane Rants and Bizarre Musings

• And Will name you "Chilly" and I will name you "Tuxedo" and I will name you...

Heather of Creative Devolution

• The embarrassment of being the only human to show up to a penguin flash mob.

Arose

• "This way to the Egress"

Shane Morgan of In Shane's Brain

• "Now when we get to my house, you all have to hide under the bed."
• "You remember what we talked about right, you can have the shoes but I get the bow."
• "Maria! I just fell for a girl named 'Maria'"!

Anonymous

• "Summer's Eve - so the penguins don't follow your fishy smell"

Valerie of Valerie Nunez and the Flying Platypi

• Remember fellas... blend in....